College professor type 1: any email you send them on Friday or after 4pm on a weekday is lost to the void. Gone. A whisper in the wind. Office hours? 7:00-7:15 on alternate tuesdays. My office is in Montana good fucking luck
College professor type 2: responds within 2 minutes at 3am on a weekend but only in single sentences with no punctuation
Rewatching hunter x hunter
HxH op: YOU CAN SMILE AGAIN!
Me: yeah for the first 20 episodes
will: *is two minutes late for his appointment*
Hannibal: *melodramatic opera plays*
Hannibal: *drives to another state*
Hannibal: Beds empty! No note! Car gone - could have crashed - out of my mind with worry - did you care? - never, as long as I've lived -