billy:

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

crocophile:

edgar allen poe’s famous short story, ‘bird tells me to fuck off in my own home’

sexhaver:

all i know about kpop is that sometimes i see a disturbingly hd gifset of some relatively fashionable asian guys eating lunch and smiling with a caption in italics and a “DO NOT EDIT” warning and five thousand notes

mydeddyalabama:

what does turkish delight taste like and is it worth the events that occurred in chronicle of narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe

ihamtmus:

corn-free-awesomesauce:

The best part of ‘me, an intellectual’ is that the grammatically correct pronoun would be ‘I’.

you: me, an intellectual

me, an intellectual: I, an intellectual